Buff El_Pato Card chars Cariñoland Universes index

Gods do not usually dream. They observe. They decree. They dominate. But El_Pato does something far more invasive… he watches. When Sam L. Blobson’s restless mind conjured a world where strength alone could challenge divinity, El_Pato was there, peering into the fragile theater of a mortal subconscious. He saw the towering, muscular reflection of himself. And instead of dismissing it, he smiled.

To El_Pato, the dream was not defiance. It was inspiration. If a mere blob imagined power in the shape of muscle and mass, then the Almighty would perfect it. From cosmic matter and basic elements, he forged a new clone: exaggerated, immense, sculpted like a monument to his own supremacy. This was not evolution. It was mockery made flesh.

The Buff El_Pato was unleashed upon Blobosphere with a singular directive: crush the morale of Shinquack’s special team. Let them face the very symbol of their hidden hopes but perfected, purified, and entirely under his control. Where Sam saw possibility, El_Pato saw a weapon.

For a being who claims absolute confidence, the act betrays something deeper. Even gods flinch at the thought of being struck. And if Sam dreams of punching upward… El_Pato will ensure the fist meets something far stronger than expected.

Character designed by the PoliCromix team.
Original art by BoBoX art.
"Buff" variant made with the help of ChatGPT.