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One night, sleep did not come gently to Sam L. Blobson. It dragged him into a vision where gravity felt heavier, where the air itself trembled with the distant echo of cosmic wings. In the dream, he stood before the looming silhouette of El_Pato: vast, radiant, untouchable. And for the first time, Sam did not feel small. He felt massive.

His body swelled into something impossible: carved, powerful, absurdly muscular. Arms like sculpted stone. A chest like a fortress wall. Strength radiated from him in waves, cracking the ground beneath his feet. In this version of himself, he did not rely on cosmic forces or elemental mastery. He relied on something simpler. Something tangible. Power he could feel in his own fists.

Deep down, the dream betrayed a truth Sam rarely voiced. He was a regular blob in a war of gods. No wormholes. No void bending. No lightning coursing through his veins. Just grit, wit, and heart. And somewhere inside that doubt, his mind crafted a solution: if he could not match El_Pato in divinity, he would overwhelm him in raw strength.

When he woke, the muscles were gone. The war was still coming. But the dream lingered. Not as prophecy, but as a reminder. Sam did not need to be a god to stand against one. He just needed to believe he could hit back.

Character designed by the PoliCromix team.
Original art by BoBoX art.
"Buff" variant made with the help of ChatGPT.