Buff El_Pato Card chars Cariñoland Universes index

Unlike El_Pato, Negapato does dream. And unlike Sam, he snoops.

Somewhere between wormhole maintenance and casually bending gravity for recreation, the Prime Negapato brushed against a familiar, self-satisfied ripple in the cosmos: El_Pato thinking too loudly again.

A peek was harmless. A small glance into the Almighty’s mind revealed something magnificent in its absurdity: a hyper-muscular clone forged out of wounded pride and stolen inspiration. Buff. Oiled. Dramatic. Predictable.

Negapato did what any responsible cosmic being would do when discovering a god’s overcompensation strategy: he said nothing.

Instead, he quietly folded space, siphoned a little void pressure, amplified his own form, and sculpted himself into something equally outrageous. Broader horns. Denser muscle. A silhouette so imposing it could dent morale at fifty yards. Not out of insecurity, but out of principle. If El_Pato was going to weaponize pettiness, then Negapato would counter with satire made flesh.

So when the battlefield finally trembles and the Buff El_Pato descends in theatrical supremacy, there will be a pause. A flicker of confusion. Because stepping from a calm distortion in space will be an even more terrifying figure: arms crossed, smirk sharpened, already aware of the plan. He won’t explain how he knew. He won’t need to. Some gods posture. Others prepare.

Character designed by the PoliCromix team.
Original art by BoBoX art.
"Buff" variant made with the help of ChatGPT.